Richard Wink on the Other Side of the
Last Night #1
It started off hillarious
as Del Boy locked himself in the Glasshouse toilets,
as we were knocking back Brooklyn Lager, Red Lion and
Kronenberg Blanc's.
There were more hi-jinks and hysterics
when we got chatting in the club to a fine group of ladies
who i assume were from a sports team
with their nicknames emblazoned on their backs,
they were collecting men's underwear
so naturally me and Glenn obliged
hoping for something pleasant in return.
But all i got was some fat bird
with curves in all the wrong places
who stuck her hand down my trousers
to prove i wasn't lying.
I guess she found something hillarious
as she could not stop laughing.
I left soon afterwards.
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